JKKP 1st year [ 06/07 ]

Applications of Science & Math Theories...?!

2007-03-26T19:57:00.000+08:00

Mu : Aku tidak percaya kepadamu kerana kau ada kekasih baru untuk menjalankan tindak balas penggantian ke atas diriku.

Aku : Kau jangan salah ertikan kecerunan garis lurus hatiku ini, kerana aku dan dia masih lagi unsur dan bukannya sebatian

Mu : Tapi, aku berasa seperti kasihmu berkadar songsang dengan kesetiaan yg kuberikan.

Aku : Tapi, cintaku padamu adalah pemalar

Mu : Aku masih belum mengerti lagi kerana penyelesaian yang kau berikan masih lagi belum sahih.

Aku : Tapi, aku mengamalkan hukum newton ketiga di mana tindak balas cintaku bersamaan dengan cinta yg kau berikan.

Mu : Kau jangan bohong! Aku telah mengetahui bahawa kau adalah 'random' yg mempunyai janji-janji manis yg bergerak secara rawak.

Aku : Itu adalah fitnah yg telah tersebar melaui proses pancaran dan perolakan.

Mu : Tetapi, mengapa kau membuat tempoh perkahwinan kita mengalami rintangan?

Aku: Aku harus menggunakan perintang boleh laras untuk mengurangkan rintangan itu.

Mu: Adakah kita akan berpadu secara kimia?

Aku: Itu masih belum diketahui, tetapi hasilnya nanti dapat dilihat dengan menggunakan mikroskop cahaya.

Mu: Aku khuatir kau akan bertemu dengan yg lebih aktif dan bertindak balas dengannya.

Aku: Nampaknya, kita sedang bercinta tiga segi dan haruslah menggunakan hukum-hukum penyelesaian segi tiga untuk menyelesaikannya.

Mu: Tapi, aku telah memberi cintaku dalam magnitud dan arahnya sekali. Masihkah kau tidak percaye?

Aku: Ya, aku percaye. Tetapi aku mahu semua itu dalam bentuk lazim.

Mu: Itu semua boleh diabaikan, yang aku mahu ialah tempoh perkahwinan kita harus mengalami pecutan yg seragam.

Aku: Kau harus bersabar, kerana sabar itu 0.5 dari iman.

Mu: Tapi, imanku adalah infiniti!

Aku: Aku tidak fikir yang iman kau infiniti kerana kau belum mendarabkannya dengan 6x10^23.

Mu: Kau membuat kemarahanku meruap-ruap. Nanti bila tekanan ku melebihi tekanan udara, kau jugak yg susah kerana aku akan mengalami hemolisis.

Aku: Aku sekarang bukan aku yg dulu lagi, aku telah mengalami plasmolisis.

Mu: Kau betul-betul menyakitkan hatiku ini. Ku sangkakan kau intan, tetapi rupa-rupanya kau grafit. Pergi kau dari sini. Biarkan aku sendirian.......

我猜我猜我猜猜猜 - KP版

2007-03-01T22:54:00.000+08:00

人不可貌相，海水不可斗量！

第一题就让大家猜一猜：以下图片到底是谁？
提示：不会的可以去找个硬的墙，用力把头撞过去。

把答案写在 comment 栏或 chatbox 里哦！
更难的题目将陆续出炉，我猜我猜我猜猜猜!!!

来了来了，第二题第二题...
“那是谁的衣？”
提示：那个人越洋来上课的...

广告回来，我们会有第三题哦！

真的有那么容易吗？那可不一定！
有那么难吗？也不一定！
那到底是容易还是难呢？看看下一个题目就知道了！

第三题：这白马王子是谁呢？
提示：应该算阳光，吧...

休息一下，答案等你来揭晓哦！

Christmas Poll

2007-02-09T17:33:00.000+08:00

Hoho~ Xmas has passed, but CNY and the most important ~ Valentine is coming!
Below are results for the Xmas poll...

1st Xmas present ~ Cash cash cash $$$ (PTPTN is the Santa Claus that gives you cash,but it's little by little...)
2nd Xmas present ~ True Love (Those who're not single, wish you've met your true love)

So I wish Santa Claus can check this out.

Anyway, new polls are coming soon regarding on Valentine. Stay tuned~!

春节的禁忌

2007-02-09T16:56:00.000+08:00

农历过年期间禁忌：过年通常从初一到初五为止，初五之後就要隔开，表示这个年已经过了，开始要恢复正常生活了，常规习俗过年有一些禁忌，例如过年不要生气骂人、打小孩等等，以下是过年一
般人常听到的禁忌。

大年初一：
1.已嫁之女不可回娘家：过年嫁出去的女儿回娘家，会把娘家吃穷，因此只能在初二或者初三回娘家，但是其中的含意是嫁去的女儿已经是别人家的媳妇了，过年婆家一定有很多人来拜年，媳妇要帮忙奉茶服侍，因此初一不可以回娘家。

2.早餐忌吃稀饭、荤食及药品：过去的常规穷人家才吃稀饭（或粥），所以在年初一的上午一定要吃乾饭，表示家里整年度都会很富有，而年初一的早上叫做万神盛会，表示所有的神出来拜年，因此为表尊敬首先不要吃荤，要吃素，另外除了重病不得不吃之外，一般的补品补药初一最好不要吃。

3.忌叫他人姓名催人起床：年初一的上午不要叫人姓名催人起床，这样表示对方整年度都要人催促做事情。

4.忌跟还在睡觉的人拜年：年初一时对方还在睡梦中不要跟对方拜年，等对方起床再拜年，因为这样会让对方一整年都在病床中。

5.忌打破碗盘，如果失手打破碗碟，要说“岁岁（碎碎）平安”或“落地开花”之类的吉利话。

6.语言方面，凡是"破"、"坏"、"没"、"死"、"光"、"鬼"、"杀"、"病"、"痛"、"输"，"穷"等不吉利的字眼，都禁忌说出口来。也忌婴儿啼哭，因为啼哭是"没头彩"，兆示疾病、凶祸。故这一天即使小孩惹了祸，也不能打他或呵斥他，以免他啼哭不休。

初一、初二忌洗衣：水有水神，水神的生日在初一初二，因此这两天不要洗衣服。

正月初三，俗称“赤狗日”，俗信此日不宜外出、宴客。若犯此禁忌，则终生赤贫。所以经过了初一、初二两天的忙碌后，大家在初三都会睡到日上三竿才起床。民俗传说这一天是老鼠嫁女儿的日子，因此大家都要早早熄灯睡觉，让老鼠没有灯光，无法办喜事，免得这一年生下一大堆鼠子鼠孙，吃光粮食、破坏家具……

初一到初五：
1.白天不可午睡：过年期间白天睡午觉，表示整年度都会很懒惰，其中的含意是因为过年期间有很多客人到家里拜年，如果睡午觉的话对人很失礼。

2.米缸不能空着，以免一年之中有断炊之虞。忌洒水、扫地、倒垃圾，这叫做"聚财"。因为潮汕人在这一天，往往将水、士视作"财气"，将垃圾、粪便视为"肥水"，洒扫、倾倒垃圾，唯恐把"财气"扫走、倒掉。

3.忌被他人自口袋掏取对象：过年期间不要让人从自己口袋掏东西，这样表示整年度钱财都会被人家掏走。

4.忌向人讨债：过年期间不管是被要债或者是跟人家要债的人在一整年间都会很倒楣，因此忌讳向人讨债。

若大家对春节禁忌还有研究，不妨给予任何意见哦！或者对猪年风水略知一二的，也随时欢迎！

About our future...

2006-12-13T20:32:00.000+08:00

Caught in some news about UKM, and would like to share with you.

UKM deserves top ranking - click to link
This news article briefly states about how much does the author love UKM as he compared it with UM..

Below are some highlights of the article:
- "the syllabus covered in UKM was much wider. "
- "UM students, on the other hand, could opt out of industrial training and did not have to make a presentation."
- " As for the final-year research project, again the demands in UKM are much higher. I personally found mine too extensive for an honours project."
- " UKM students also enjoy better laboratory facilities that allow them to work on difficult projects."
- "Malaysian Genomics Institute and many other research laboratories are located in the main Bangi campus."
- " UKM is attracting more and more post-graduate students from Third World nations due to its growing reputation for providing good research facilities and environment."

Summary: Sounds like we NEED to appreciate UKM, doesn't it? Mm...It's up to you anyway. Personal opinion, "As we can't do anything about it, see first la..." -.-"'

"Shall we appreciate?" rating : @ @ @ (3 out of 5)

Industrial students’ training under review - click to link
This news pulak about the industrial training programme that we are going to meet later on.

Highlights:
- "The Higher Education Ministry will review the length of students' industrial training."
- "At present, the length of industrial attachments can last from six weeks to six months depending on course requirements."
- "the review was based on students' feedback that the time frame of some attachments was too short." (What??? TOO SHORT??? I wonder which id_ _ t students said that!)
- "At present, public universities have individual arrangements with those in industry to provide training for their students."
- "We want some form of structure but not total uniformity as different courses have different requirements."
- "some industries gave students an allowance."
- "We can't force them to give allowances as providing these attachments comes as a cost to the industry." (So why don't we forget about the training programme? Haha...Anyway it's just my suggestion... ;p)

Summary: We're gonna suffer~

"Should we be given allowance?" rating : $ $ $ $ $ (5 out of 5)

KP X'mas Special Event

2006-12-11T22:54:00.000+08:00

Merry Christmas in advance!!!
For the coming Christmas, we have a special event for JKKP:

Event:
Presents Exchange

Details:

Where?
~~~ To be confirmed.

When?
~~~ Somewhere around January, when everyone who take parts arrives UKM.

How?
~~~ For those who wanna join this programme, simply send Alan a blank sms as soon as possible to notify your participation, so that amount of presents can be confirmed.

What?
~~~ What to buy? Please refer to the section "Who?".
The price range is in-between RM15~20. Any presents above the price range are welcome, hehe~ But remember, do not less than the range. Having financial problem? Don't worry, I know you still have few bucks in your PTPTN!!! Or personally sms me, I'll help out as much as I can (High interest rate charged. Wahaha!).

Who?
~~~ As the programme is going by lucky draw. So please do remember that the present that you're going to buy HAS TO BE UNIVERSAL, I mean it shall suits either men or women.

So?
~~~ So, what are you waiting for? Don't miss the event!
Grab your handphone now and sms a blank msg to Alan (012-6345508).
No waiting anymore! Go buy a present now, wrap it nicely and wait for the venue and time confirmation!

~Looking forward to your participation! See you~

Previous polls result

2006-12-11T21:39:00.000+08:00

Hehe thanks to everyone, here's the result of the polls:

1. Who suits Jun the best? ~~~ Yeng Yeng (as expected?)

2. Which subject do you hate the most? ~~~ TITAS

3. Who wins the name of 'pat' king? ~~~ Alan (Why me?)

4. Who suits the name of 'pat' queen? ~~~ (again it's...) Yeng Yeng!

5. Where's your favourite holiday vacation site? ~~~ P.Redang & P.Langkawi (let's go together!)

The above polls are outdated and will be deleted.
We will change some other topics soon.
Hope we enjoy and appreciate everything that we own now.
Get yourself prepared for the next semester k?
Good luck and see you on next year!!!

大学生毕业前必须做的20件事

2006-11-11T12:22:00.000+08:00

1.不管你曾经多么内向,你一定要在全班面前,认认真真的讲一次话或者唱一支歌.

2.拜访一回你最尊敬的老师,在毕业时,认真的记住一条关于人生的经验.

3.你一定要对你喜欢的女生(男生),很认真的告诉她(他),我爱过你.

4.一定要和一个女生(男生)走一回情人路或爬一次情人坡.

5.即使从不喝酒,你也一定要认真的醉一次.

6.在夏夜的雨水里,大声的喊一次那个你想过多次的名字,不要怕你的声音惊醒N多梦中人.

7.认真地在你不喜欢的食堂里品尝一次,它的气味你会在很多年后还能记得.

8.在一个太阳还没有升起来的早晨,去操场跑一次步,和大一新生比一下懒觉睡多了后体力上的差距.

9.在宿舍里不要有类似于写某某到此一游的行为.但如果你写下"纪念我的大学生活"的话可以原谅.

10.下定决心,班集体的活动这次一定不会借故溜走——如果还有的话.

11.很认真的穿一次西装(套装),看看自己和4年前,变化的地方在哪里.

12.认真的整理一次自己的书箱,在某本书里,也许发现了一张陌生已久的纸条或某人的名字.

13.男生整理衣柜的时候,记得把你的球衣送给你的学弟,CD送给学妹,游戏碟自己带走.

14.在校园里,假如有山,请记得再爬一次;假如有水,请记得再游一次.

15.记得留下每一个你觉得应该是朋友的联系方法,然后把你的新单位的电话给他们.

16.终于要走了,再剪一次发,让自己崭崭新新的离开,然后崭崭新新的开始.

17.记得归还你的证件,虽然不提倡你宁愿罚钱也要留下你的饭卡或图书证,但我们都能理解.

18.论文答辩可能是人生当中最后一次课堂作业了,请你认真的书写没一个字.

19.和你一起睡了4年的床,一定要记得和它留一张影.

20.尽可能送每一个你能送的同学,你要明白,他们是你的同学,他们中的某人,也许是你最后一次能见的人.

I got this from a website...Quite acceptable...So remember to do these before your convo...Comment?

Introduction

2006-11-10T21:01:00.001+08:00

~Hey hey~
~Welcome welcome~
From now on... This is our very own blog! JKKP 06/07 ~first year~
Mm...I think this will be a nice place for those 8 people to gather...
Especially...Well I'm not gonna tell, siapa makan cili dia rasa pedas...Hehe~
(Probably I'm one of those too...I say probably...)
One thing to remember for those who wanna 8 here,
please be responsible for what you've written k?
And no attacking people by words here...But just jokes will be ok for sure~ ^.^v
Feel free to contact us for any entries you would like to make...
Enjoy ya, para KP yang dihormati dan disayangi...
Last but not least, wish everyone good luck in exam!